unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via australian-government)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

image

(via stability)

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby, via australian-government)

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

(via sniffing)

What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who's there?
Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

(Source: xoxoxanel, via sniffing)

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via heart)

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

(via australian-government)

trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

(Source: the-narddog, via tipslip)

gifcraft:

Lumberjack level: Canadian
Source: Imgur

gifcraft:

Lumberjack level: Canadian
Source: Imgur